Automobile ads? I've got my Cowboy Bike.

Fashion ads? I wear nearly the same outfit everyday.

Cosmetics? Got no hair, easy skin, strong teeth.

Tech Devices? Happy with my Pixel & Hackintosh.

Just don't show me food ads while I'm trying to relax, it won't make me buy your particular product, it will just make me instantly hungry, which is not fair.

Try me consumerism, try me.